O Christmas Tree! Why Christmas tree??

"...your leaves are ever changing..."

"..O Christmas tree! Why Christmas tree?...

did you not know my thumb is black?"

"...I killed you dead a week before

...old Santa Claus'll be at our door!

O Christmas tree! Why Christmas tree?

No water? yeah! That wasn't me! (:0 !)

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas tree!

Now garden mulch O you will be!"

*sniff*

This is why we do fake at our house! LOL