Caleb-ism

Mom & Dad were bored one day and found Caleb's beloved "Rexie" in our bedroom. This is the scene that followed:

Mom - "CALEB! Come quick!!"

(thud thud thud as he runs up the stairs & into our room)

Caleb - "Wast da madder??"

Mom - "Hurry! Daddy needs your help!! Rexie is biting his head!!"

Caleb took in the scene... and then... turning around and walking out shaking his head & speaking as he goes...

Caleb - "Wellllllll....if Daddy would be nice to my Wexie den Wexie wouldn't haff ta eat him!"